Female - happily married, looking for some inspiration to keep up with my sexy beast. An incurable romantic, a dreamer...Think: brie, a baguette and a bottle of vino in the middle of a Parisian rainstorm at La Sacre Coeur... Oh! Yeah!...that and music! Lots of it! I will not KIK it with you, Snapchat my arse off...or shake my bits on Skype for your entertainment. Sorry "guvnah"! Ain't my bag, baby...but I love making new friends, so feel free to ask me anything. English is not my native tongue, so grammar police - please have this in mind before you issue me a citation... and if you must, it'd better be spanking. 😈 This blog is 18+ NSFW.